Hey you sexy fucks,
We have tidings—. Its been a while since we last gave y’all a proper status report, but the edging was totally worth it because there’s a lot coming. Brace yourselves.
| CLUBHOUSE |
NSFW Soho Clubhouse renovations are nearly complete and we’re expecting to open our new 6-person shower in time for next weekends PlayDate. Towels and slippers (limited) will be available for anyone looking to get wet.
We secured a partnership with BDSM Architecture and have brand spanking new kink gear for you. Be sure to come play with our new St.Andrew’s cross, steel cage, pummel bench, tantra couch and sex swing. There are also new spankers, floggers, whips and restraints to enjoy. Come early to claim your stake and fulfill some of those D/S fantasies that have been brewing.
|EXPANDING |
On the digital front, we are launching a new app, NSFW Nights. It’s a free calendar app that will include our Signature Adventures and our top pics from other sex-positive producers we love. The app is designed for discovery and will be updated weekly with new Adventures, date night ideas, and other play communities in NYC for you to explore.
| MEMBERSHIP |
On growth, new members have been flowing in with about 300-400 applicants per month. Our community continues to gain positive acclaim & coverage. Recent features and our overwhelming support from our members have helped us to attract an expanding audience. I am truly thankful that so many of you cherish these moments at NSFW and keep cumming back for more.
After a long wait, we are finally able to reintroduce a more elevated member experience.
All current members will now have the option to: upgrade their membership, get unlimited access with Status or unlock the full experience as a Keyholder.
1. Upgraded Membership goes for $269 a year. It gets you 50% off Access Passes for you and three guests + plus some other special perks. (Details here)
2. Our relaunched Status membership now includes unlimited access for two at $2690 per year. If you’re planning to come to the Clubhouse more than once a month, definitely consider this membership. You’ll also get some Status goodies and the ability to rent the Clubhouse for your own private adventures. (Details here)
3. Keyholders get access for up to four guests to NSFW Soho and access to our Concierge service to ensure each experience is customized to your liking. If you’re a couple who plans to bring other couples with you to events, definitely consider this one. You’ll also receive 9 hours of private bookings at the Clubhouse, ideal for birthday parties or planning your own sexy play party. (Details here)
Each level has a bunch of other perks, so be sure to review each to see which is the right fit.
To ensure we’re still able to accommodate non-upgrade members for our Adventures, we’re limiting the amount of premium memberships we’re offering. There are 69 spots for our Upgrade membership, 20 for our Status membership and 10 of our Keyholder memberships.
Once these memberships sell out, we won’t open up sales until spots become available, so if you’re interested, let us know. If you signed up for paid membership in the past, you may have noticed that you’re no longer being charged monthly. We had to abandon monthly processing due to getting banned by Paypal and Stripe for being a sex positive company.
I guess that’s all for now. Thank you again for your continued support of our little club for the adventurous.
Looking forward to many new experiences to come.
Always conspiring,
Chief Conspirator