Hey You Sexy Fucks
Welcome to the Apocalypse
We’ve faced a lot of tribulations to get where we are with the New Society for Wellness.
We are constantly dispelling negative perceptions regarding our ethos. We have had banks, payment processors, various marketing tools like Facebook & MailChimp refuse our business and have been censored by numerous others. We have been evicted from a Clubhouse on the grounds of “immorality & tawdriness” ( a trail which I personally endured a raid and arrest by 30 unwarranted officers) and continually face insurmountable trials and judgments in our pursuit to cultivate consent culture and protect the rights of the sexually explorative.
Everything we’ve survived is nothing compared to what’s coming.
While I want to have faith in our government to contain the spread and protect us, the inaction suggests that we’re going to end up having to shut down for weeks, possibly months.
Unfortunately. if we’re unable to open for too long, we’ll end up losing our current Clubhouse. And honestly, after all, I’ve personally lost and given up to keep this thing alive, I don’t know if I have the energy to try again.
Each new Clubhouse brings new debts and financial obligations.
We’re a bootstrapped company trying to create something that’s never existed before facing obstacles that feel insurmountable. We’re trying to convince big money that what the world needs right now is a communal place to feel safe and free of judgment.
An extension of your home.
A place for all the things not safe for work.
The Soho House of Sex.
In the face of stigmas and discrimination, our current space is the best we’ve had and it would near impossible to find something similarly comfortable and matches our expectations of experience and potential to be a global hub for future open love clubs we open. So, we need some help to keep it. We have some options below on what you can do to save NSFW and the Clubhouse. Normally a company might start a GoFundMe but we’ve been banned on that platform, so here’s what we can do. Normally a company might run ads on Facebook, Google or Instagram for things like this but they’ve also banned us, so we’re hoping word of mouth can help us on this one. If you’ve ever had a great experience at NSFW or just believe in our cause, support us.
How TO SAVE NSFW
Some suggestions for how you can keep us alive. Honestly, anything will help.
We’re trying to figure this one out but can’t without membership support.
1. Buy an ACCESS Pass
NSFW runs almost solely on ticket sales. Without sales we can not pay our rent or keep out employees. We’re giving you a bit more incentive to help us make it through our shutdown. You now have the option to buy a $40 Access Pass to be used for a future when we can open our doors again. These passes are redeemable for any Adventure at our clubhouse and could be used or transfered to a friend or lover. You also now have the option to purchase a Unlimited Pass, which will get you access for two to any events we host at the Clubhouse for 30 consecutive days. Your pass activates once we open our doors and your select your first event. the first event you attend and once we reopen we’ll have a full calendar available for you to enjoy (3-4 days per week). During the shutdown, we’re making our 30-Day Unlimited Access Pass available for $250 instead of the normal $350. If you purchase now you’ll lock-in this rate for the year. Purchase more than one to give to another member or referral.
2. Buy Merch
Love us. Rep us. The NSFW Logo hat comes packaged with three naughty polaroids featuring our Masters and Muses. The hat is resizable and is available at $35 for members, $50 for travelers. We also have NSFW Talismans available in silver and gold available as a member-exclusive. $75 for Silver, $100 for Gold. If you’re one of our Masters or Muses and want to support the promotion of our merchandise to the public, we’re offering a 15% commission on any sales. Reach out to conspirator@ns-fw.com for details.
3. Upgrade to Status
We’re currently building our Status Lounge and are tentatively planning to open April 1st. This will be a new 1800 sqft space located next door to our current Soho Clubhouse designed for members looking for some additional privacy. Take a private elevator to this playful cannabis friend’s lounge with views of Broadway. Access to Status Lounge will be open four days a week with exclusive experiences planned within the space. Status also includes (2) Access Passes to any signature Adventure. We’re offering 30-Day Unlimited Status Passes for $500 instead of our planned $650. Get it now to lock in your $500 rate for the year. The first 10 members to upgrade to Status will also receive a Womanizer Duo (worth $219). Purchase more than one to give to another member or referral.
4. Book the Clubhouse
Looking for a unique location for a shoot or overnight rental? We’re making the Clubhouse available for rentals for private parties with fewer than 30 guests. Overnights okay. For our Masters we’re offering hours at a special rate for sessions. Contact rsvp@ns-fw.com for details. Include your requested dates in your email and we’ll work on creating something special for you.
5. Host a Fundraiser
We already have members rally to our cause on their own account. A member contacted me this morning saying they were hosting a fundraiser play party on Saturday to help support the Clubhouse. This idea seems awesome and if you want to do the same we’d greatly appreciate it. You can post your event on NSFW Play to help members healthy enough to attend a place to reconnect.
6. Make a Suggestion
Have another way you can possibly help us keep our current home? Feel free to email me at conspirator@ns-fw.com with any suggestions. We’re definitely open to any help to keep us from getting evicted during this shutdown.
PAYMENT OPTIONS
You can find purchase options for 30-Day Passes and Merch with the above link. Just click on tickets and make your purchase. Donations are also appreciated.
You can also skip processing fees by sending a payment via Zelle (in your banking app) to NSFW Media at 347-746-4160.
We can also accept payments via Cash app ($wearensfw) and through direct transfers to Routing #: 103100195 Account #: 248117601984. Include your name, notes, and email contact information in any payments to allow us to contact you with additional details.
That’s all we’ve got for now. Hopefully we’ll be announcing our reopening as soon as COV-19 is under control. Thank you for your continued support and I’m hopeful to see many of you in the near future. If not, thanks for being fucking awesome and for helping me live my dream for a few years. I’ll always be thankful for that.