When you think of an elf on a shelf, you probably picture a sweet smiling pixie in red, ready to help Santa, but there is one elf this Christmas that is nothing like it. 

It's being sold in England and he seems to do something NSFW that is so funny, the stores can't keep this elf on their shelves - he is selling out.   

No word yet if they'll come Stateside, but if they do, would you want one?

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