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The Eleven Sexiest Things That Happened in 2019

Another year is wrapping up and we along with our friends at Motorbunny are sitting down and turning up to bring you some of our top sexiest goings on from the past year. Hindsight is 20/20, and you’ll want to go back and get a better view of these hot happenings. The list, like the Motorbunny itself, goes to eleven.

Check out the official Motorbunny YouTube page to watch as the one and only Jacq the Stripper breaks down a few of the below while going for a little New Years joy ride-dropping soon.

Hustlers the movie

Starting off our list, the long-anticipated stripper film Hustlers premiered September 13th. Showcasing the (even) naughtier side of the exotic dance scene and starring Jennifer Lopez, Lizzo, and Constance Wu, to name a few, the film was an empowering and sexy ride.

Cara Delevingne and Her Sex Bench

We’re more partial to a good saddle, but for Cara Delevingne and rumored girlfriend Ashley Benson, the bench reigns supreme. At least that’s what we can surmise from the saucy paparazzi pics of the duo taking one into their Hollywood abode this May. You go, girls.

Lizzo

Yes Lizzo, in general. While she’s been on the scene for a minute, the newly viral success of her 2017 bop Truth Hurts in Summer of this year catapulted her to the Queen status she’s always deserved. With killer lyrics and body positivity to boot, we can’t wait to see what she drops next year and beyond.

Harry Styles’ Bi-Tastic Music Video

While it may still be unconfirmed, many took former boy band fav Harry Styles video for “Lights Up” to be a statement on his long-disputed sexuality. The video, premiering in October, features guys, girls, and beauties outside the binary rubbing up on the singer in various states of undress. We can get behind that.

They/Them Was Added to the Dictionary

In a very sexy win for LGBTQ equality, the gender pronoun of They/Them was officially added to the dictionary. The non-binary identifier took its place in the pages September of this year. Oh Merriam-Webster, after all this time you still surprise us.

Instagram Censorship Protests

In a sexy move to try and counter some very un-sexy censorship, October 29th saw a different kind of protest. Falling on International Internet Day, the #EveryBODYVisible participants posted artful nudes and semi-nudes to get their message across.

Gay Marriage Three-Way

By which we mean, three countries legalized gay marriage. In 2019 Austria, Taiwan, and Ecuador added themselves to the list of thirty countries worldwide where gay marriage is officially legal. Equality is sexy, ya’ll.

15th Anniversary of World Pride

In the same jock strap, June saw over five million spectators celebrate Stonewall 50 World Pride NYC-honoring the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall Uprising and the 15th World Pride Day. It was the biggest pride celebration to date, and a super sexy testament to the power of representation.

Bonding the Netflix Series 

Things got kinky over at Netflix with Bonding, an autobiographical mini-series chronicling one young gay man’s crazy stint as a dominatrixes assistant. Premiering in April to some controversy, the show brought kink and BDSM to a whole new audience in a funny and touching way.

Female Fashion Trending for Men

From Harry Styles and Jared Leto at the Met Gala, to non-binary street style icons, 2019 was a major year for gender bending fashion. Self-expression is always hot, and this year men showed up to prove there’s no one way to be masculine.

Motorbunny Premiers the Motorbunny Buck

Saving the sexiest for last, Motorbunny debuted the new Buck attachment. The ONLY vibrating saddle in existence with two thrusting motions, the Buck changed the seated vibrator game.

So that’s all for this year’s roundup. We’ll see you next time for another look at some of the years sexiest and sauciest events-all the way to eleven. Happy New Year, sluts.