Hey You Sexy Fucks

Brooklyn is upon us and last week over 150 of you helped make the Christening a night to remember. 

Definitely not without its hiccups, the evening helped bring in some healing energy into our shared home with Trillfit. Over the next 3 months we’ll continue to build out of the 5500 sqft, two story Clubhouse and fill our calendar with new programming designed to ignite your interests in exploring pleasure. There will be dozens of member-only exclusives and partner events and workshops each month giving you plenty of options for play and non-play events to meet new people and connect. 

We’re going to need a lot of help from the community to complete the space and make it a home.

We’ve compiled a list of some things we’ll need over the next few months. 

If you can contribute time or help us find free or low-cost options for securing what we’re looking for, definitely be in touch.

• Rugs. Looking for professional installation quotes as well as available area rugs for the space. If you’ve got a connection, let us know. 

• Lighting. We’re looking for fixtures for over a dozen rooms in the space, open to hanging chandeliers, eclectic lighting options, regional victorian, moroccan or indian styles. 

• Furnishings. We have a lot of rooms to fill and are open for additional seating, tables, couches, cabinets, etc. Keyholder Lounges will have a 70s PlayBoy esthetic, but we can be more flexible with member areas.

• Artists. Within the second floor of the space are massive walls which could welcome a variety of artists' interpretations. Keeping in theme of wellness, sexual energy, natural scenes. Would love to show space and hear from collaborators. Also looking for additional hanging art, sensual in nature for our lounge areas.

• Collaborators. The new space is a mixed use wellness center with over a dozen rooms designed for dedicated activations. There will be daytime and nighttime programming.  We’re looking for wellness professionals, spa partners, physicians in plant medicines and ketamine, MDMA therapies, who specialize in male and female sexual wellness and improvement, sound mediation, reiki healers, cannabis brands, cacao ceremonies, fitness classes (can be sexually focused), event producers, pole instructors, tattoo artists.

  We’re looking for people who want to come in as partners on owned spaces where your business remains permanent or as a facilitator of a class, workshop or series. Ask questions or offer connections on our DISCORD. (www.discord.gg/thensfw)

• Muses + Nymphs. For weekend adventures there will be volunteer positions that members can select to support the community and receive a couples pass for an upcoming event. These will soon be listed on our ticketing. Each event has 6-8 positions available and requires a commitment of up to 3 hours of time at the event.

Clubhouse Updates

• DOOR POLICY. With the new space, we will have to be much stricter on our door policy, requiring at least one person in your party to have a member card NFT for any events with play. This can be shown through your Apple, Google or OpenSea Wallet.  If you’ve purchased a member card NFT and haven’t downloaded you can head to Novel.com to send it to your phone’s digital wallet. 

  If you arrive without a member NFT, you will be required to show the door your member profile to confirm your membership. If you can’t provide either, we will not allow you entry. Phone checks are required for late night events.

• MEMBERSHIPS. We will be phasing out our monthly membership option, which means the only way to attend our most sought after events will be the member card NFT. 

  For anyone who signed up for our monthly membership, we will be issuing TRAVELER Lifetime membership cards. Be sure to check email for your link later this week. For new members, we’ll be offering a couples pass to an upcoming event with the purchase of a TRAVELERS or TRIBUTE membership.

• REFERRALS. Members who refer new members will also receive two passes to an upcoming adventure. To refer members, just have them include your name during the application process as a referral. This will speed up their processing and better their chances of being accepted.

• PRIVACY AND IMAGE. We are asking members to be selective on who knows about our new location. We are working very hard to ensure we are able to thrive in this new space and really need membership support in spreading positive messages about the community and combating misinformation. 

  Kindness always matters when it comes to responding to people who have questions about the NSFW or who may have a negative view or experiences. Please keep that in mind if you're representing our community as a member. 

Funding Needs

Buildout over the next few months will require an additional $50-75k to complete the space. We’re looking to take on supporting loans to reach this, but are also helped by membership attendance and new member sign-ups.

check out this weeks events and use discount code NSFWLUVSU to get $50 couples passes to Send Noobs (Friday), The NSFW (Saturday) and our big NYE.

That’s all for now and have a very Merry Christmas, the most poly-ist of holidays, created to celebrate the day God decided to try being more “open” and raw dogged Mary all while Joseph watched.

Always Conspiring, 

Chief Conspirator.