Tinder's Newest Feature Will Make it Easier to Find Orgies Near You
If there’s one thing missing from Tinder, it’s group sex. The swipe-happy app is great for getting laid old school-style—waking up in the morning next to someone you will no doubt forget about by the afternoon—but it’s less helpful for finding some more-than-four fun.
Enter “Tinder Social,” a new feature the app is currently beta testing on a small group of Australian users. (A pretty common practice, as it turns out.) It works similarly to regular Tinder: After creating a group of friends, you can swipe through other groups, talk to them, and make plans to meet up. Presumably your group needs to be comprised of other friends on Tinder—which might make hanging out with non-single buddies difficult—but people in couples are boring anyway, so no big loss there.
But while it’s presented as a helpful tool for instigating new group hangouts—“Tinder Social is a better way to go out with friends”—we all know what’s really going on here: orgies. Despite its sometimes batshit protestations that it’s not a hookup app, Tinder is most definitely a hookup app. And there’s no better way to use this kind of feature than for finding group sex.
There’s no word yet on when it’s rolling out beyond Australia’s borders—Tinder’s blog post says only that “we look forward to launching it globally soon!”—but when it does, make sure to bring a condom. You don’t want to catch gonorrhea from the evils of social media.