CLUBHOUSE RULES 

Hey you sexy fucks, 

In order to maintain that vision and keep our commitment to our membership we’ve implemented multiple safety measures to ensure our spaces are safe for all members.

Our Nymphs in all white are there to be your guardians for NSFW events. Anyone violating house rules should report this behavior to them so that we may address the issue brought to light.

House Rules:

• If its not a hell yes its a hell no. Enthusiastic consent matters.

• No cell phones in play spaces

• Report inappropriate behavior

• Don’t yuck someone else’s yum

• Kindness always matters

• Respect other members boundaries and privacy

• Hydrate and know your limits

• Dress code is all black unless stated otherwise in the event details

Failure to comply with any of these rules may result in a ban on your membership from the New Society for Wellness.

Members and guests are required to review and agree to abide by our Code of Conduct. They must review during application and a reminder to review is included in our access passes for events. 

If members don’t report at the Clubhouse, they can submit an Incident Report. Reports are managed by our in house therapist and conflict resolution specialist.

Always conspiring,

Chief Conspirator